New songs and live versions up…

Posted 6 hours, 11 minutes ago at 3:44 pm. 0 comments

New songs and live versions up! http://www.myspace.com/melindaortner

#followfriday @krisswensen I m…

Posted 9 hours, 13 minutes ago at 12:42 pm. 0 comments

#followfriday @krisswensen I mispelled the last time ;)

#Follow Friday @KrisSwenson @A…

Posted 10 hours, 6 minutes ago at 11:48 am. 0 comments

#Follow Friday @KrisSwenson @AaronEagle

I just saw “I Hate Valentine’s…

Posted 10 hours, 38 minutes ago at 11:16 am. 0 comments

I just saw “I Hate Valentine’s Day” clip story on E News! Coolness! Wish they played thereal soundtrack while showing some of those clips:)

Haha RT: I just resized all th…

Posted 21 hours, 44 minutes ago at 12:11 am. 0 comments

Haha RT: I just resized all the furniture in my bedroom to 3/4 scale to make my penis look bigger. (via @jordanrubin)

Boyfriends are distracting. Th…

Posted 1 day, 3 hours ago at 6:31 pm. 0 comments

Boyfriends are distracting. They’re like games on the net, easily accessible, ready to play, and time consuming. But they are fun. Shit.

How many times have you lost y…

Posted 1 day, 5 hours ago at 4:00 pm. 0 comments

How many times have you lost your headphones and had to buy a new pair?

Damnit third bagel. And I am n…

Posted 1 day, 6 hours ago at 3:46 pm. 0 comments

Damnit third bagel. And I am not close to home yet.

It’s dangerous sitting in dead…

Posted 1 day, 6 hours ago at 3:35 pm. 0 comments

It’s dangerous sitting in dead traffic when there’s two bags of groceries next to u. Two bagels down…there goes my cooking plans.

Why does it feel like Friday? …

Posted 1 day, 7 hours ago at 2:50 pm. 0 comments

Why does it feel like Friday? The holiday I guess but still.